SIT DOWN. SHUT UP AND WATCH WHILE

Your Brand Begs for Mercy.

Whip Your Public Image Into Shape
with Leather Daddy Branding™

When your brand steps out of line, it must be corrected using a firm hand. Maybe a riding crop.

You’re too weak to do it yourself – you know you are – but I am here.

You want this. Your brand aches for this.

Leather Daddy Branding™

SIT DOWN. SHUT UP AND WATCH WHILE

Your Brand Begs for Mercy.

Whip Your Public Image Into Shape
with Leather Daddy Branding™

When your brand steps out of line, it must be corrected using a firm hand. Maybe a riding crop.

You’re too weak to do it yourself – you know you are – but I am here.

You want this. Your brand aches for this.

Leather Daddy Branding™

As I Casually Flick Cigar Ashes In Your General Direction,

Let Me Show You Some Publications I’ve DOMINATED…

People don’t call me Leather Daddy. I AM Leather Daddy because I’m not afraid to use unconventional, seemingly barbaric methods to teach your brand to do EXACTLY as it’s told.

“But Leather Daddy – why is this importa…” NO! SHUT UP. I WILL DO THE TALKING. You don’t even need to think. I will tell you what to think, when to think and when it will be OK to look me directly in the eye.

See, I know what I’m doing. I don’t have to tell you what I’m doing. Stop asking me what I’m doing. You want your brand built right or do you want to pretend like your opinion matters?

It’s time to stop playing with your brand and let me start showing it the real game. HARD.

You know that’s what you want. You know that’s what you want because it’s what I told you you want.

THAT’S WHY I DESIGNED THE

No Safe Words Branding Method™

BECAUSE, LET’S FACE IT…

Your brand isn’t getting ANYTHING done without
MY. BOOT. IN. YOUR. BACK.

I’m not going to hold your hand until afterward.

But first, you will do exactly as you’re told. You’ll fill out the form below. You’ll wait. IF – AND I MEAN IF – you are called upon, you better be ready to go.

I will show you your true identity and then give you a concise list of groveling you’ll to need to do in order to not look like a worthless maggot to your ideal audience.

Sounds good, right? SHUT UP! THIS IS NOT FOR YOUR PLEASURE.

THESE PEOPLE ONLY SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO

Everyone Expresses Love for Leather Daddy™

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Marketing Guru & Barista

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Life Coach & Barista

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So, You Think You Can Handle This?

Leather Daddy™ Will Tell You
When You’re Ready.

Drop your name and email below.

I will contact you at MY convenience.

Then you will thank me. Twice.

You’ll actually be signing up for Uncle Jimbo’s Email List of Universal Truth n’ Light.
Don’t worry. It’s valuable, inobtrusive and contains shockingly little leather.

Leather Daddy is for Lovers