SIT DOWN. SHUT UP AND WATCH WHILE
When your brand steps out of line, it must be corrected using a firm hand. Maybe a riding crop.
You’re too weak to do it yourself – you know you are – but I am here.
You want this. Your brand aches for this.
Leather Daddy Branding™
SIT DOWN. SHUT UP AND WATCH WHILE
When your brand steps out of line, it must be corrected using a firm hand. Maybe a riding crop.
You’re too weak to do it yourself – you know you are – but I am here.
You want this. Your brand aches for this.
Leather Daddy Branding™
As I Casually Flick Cigar Ashes In Your General Direction,
People don’t call me Leather Daddy. I AM Leather Daddy because I’m not afraid to use unconventional, seemingly barbaric methods to teach your brand to do EXACTLY as it’s told.
“But Leather Daddy – why is this importa…” NO! SHUT UP. I WILL DO THE TALKING. You don’t even need to think. I will tell you what to think, when to think and when it will be OK to look me directly in the eye.
See, I know what I’m doing. I don’t have to tell you what I’m doing. Stop asking me what I’m doing. You want your brand built right or do you want to pretend like your opinion matters?
THESE PEOPLE ONLY SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO
Marketing Guru & Barista
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Copywriter & Barista
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Life Coach & Barista
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Then you will thank me. Twice.
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Bottom line: I build things that people remember – whether they want to or not.